Nigel
Big steel balls to clear your head. Chill in the refrigerator and roll across your eyes to depuff in the morning, apply anytime your allergies flare up, or you have a headache from going to 11 at Stonehenge during the summer solstice or your kids just got home. Keep in your pocket to toy with as needed, to rebalance, relax, reflect on the world from a bug’s eye view.
May be used to release tension by squeezing really hard when the squishy balls aren’t enough & it would be unseemly to stomp like a toddler or scream like a Banshee—squeeze these balls instead, take a breath, return to pocket or pouch, wipe sweat on pants, nod & smile, get on with your day.
Remove from trousers before going through metal detector, this is not an armadillo.
Non-magnetic, but a magnet will stick. Hollow but durable steel can be polished to a mirror finish with a cotton cloth, like your undershirt. Not meant for bouncing, juggling, target practice. For external use only. Will dent if bashed against or with a hard surface or object.
David: 75mm (singleton)
Nigel: 63mm (singleton)
Derek: 25mm (pair of 2)
Big steel balls to clear your head. Chill in the refrigerator and roll across your eyes to depuff in the morning, apply anytime your allergies flare up, or you have a headache from going to 11 at Stonehenge during the summer solstice or your kids just got home. Keep in your pocket to toy with as needed, to rebalance, relax, reflect on the world from a bug’s eye view.
May be used to release tension by squeezing really hard when the squishy balls aren’t enough & it would be unseemly to stomp like a toddler or scream like a Banshee—squeeze these balls instead, take a breath, return to pocket or pouch, wipe sweat on pants, nod & smile, get on with your day.
Remove from trousers before going through metal detector, this is not an armadillo.
Non-magnetic, but a magnet will stick. Hollow but durable steel can be polished to a mirror finish with a cotton cloth, like your undershirt. Not meant for bouncing, juggling, target practice. For external use only. Will dent if bashed against or with a hard surface or object.
David: 75mm (singleton)
Nigel: 63mm (singleton)
Derek: 25mm (pair of 2)
Big steel balls to clear your head. Chill in the refrigerator and roll across your eyes to depuff in the morning, apply anytime your allergies flare up, or you have a headache from going to 11 at Stonehenge during the summer solstice or your kids just got home. Keep in your pocket to toy with as needed, to rebalance, relax, reflect on the world from a bug’s eye view.
May be used to release tension by squeezing really hard when the squishy balls aren’t enough & it would be unseemly to stomp like a toddler or scream like a Banshee—squeeze these balls instead, take a breath, return to pocket or pouch, wipe sweat on pants, nod & smile, get on with your day.
Remove from trousers before going through metal detector, this is not an armadillo.
Non-magnetic, but a magnet will stick. Hollow but durable steel can be polished to a mirror finish with a cotton cloth, like your undershirt. Not meant for bouncing, juggling, target practice. For external use only. Will dent if bashed against or with a hard surface or object.
David: 75mm (singleton)
Nigel: 63mm (singleton)
Derek: 25mm (pair of 2)